Top five reasons i know that i have arrived in small town southern Georgia:
5: It seems as if at least a third of tv commercials are about flood insurance.
4: If I want Starbucks, I'll have to go across the border to Florida (or further away in Georgia).
3: Apartment managers send "pest control" in every month to make sure the apartment hasn't been infested by roaches.
2: I've seen quite a few Waffle Houses, apparently flourishing despite the ugly yellow signs that have probably never been redesigned or even replaced.
1: One third of radio stations are country music.  One third are Christian music.  The other third?  Conservative talk radio.